Meanwhile Tumblr just got bought for like a billion dollars. Is it unreasonable to think that we helped this happen, like, even a little bit? I didn’t think so, either. Throw some of that my way, Yahoo.
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i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
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update on the hallmate music - they’re back to raving and the dubstep again
dino cat doesn’t like to dino
Find more of Captain Pancakes on instagram @GracieHagen
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so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
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britney spears a fish to feed her family
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1-2-3-4…. The countdown’s over. Converse Music has hit Tumblr!
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yahoo: we are going to buy tumblr
tumblr: ok
that's all that's gonna happen
