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I might be paranoid but I'm not an android.

SELINA BY DAY, CATWOMAN BY NIGHT.

floozys:

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beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

jackanthonyfernandez:

Her stupid ass

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool understands me

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool understands me

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

superdames:

I love you, Catwoman.
—Batman #45 (1948) script by Bill Woolfolk, art by Charles Paris

superdames:

I love you, Catwoman.

—Batman #45 (1948) script by Bill Woolfolk, art by Charles Paris

portablemiah:

i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore