I hate shopping for these baggies because I don’t know if I want the ones that come with cookies or the ones that come with vegetables
My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
After you nail a duet passage
Batman Tells Catwoman the Truth
i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
No one loses their music.
ARKHAM ASYLUM: A SERIOUS HOUSE ON SERIOUS EARTH (1989)
Art by Dave McKean
Words by Grant Morrison