i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds
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don’t fuck with me, jimmy
omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
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"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"
my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold
Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better. — (via tropicalrainstorm)
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i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy