wake up open the curtains
take a shower then dry my hair
come down stairs ready for breakfast
greet the mailman
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My yearbook quote.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
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"Silver Lining," Don’t Shoot the Pianist.
*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*
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do action movies know they can have more than one female character