I might be paranoid but I'm not an android.

Oct 20

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walmarts:

I hate shopping for these baggies because I don’t know if I want the ones that come with cookies or the ones that come with vegetables

walmarts:

I hate shopping for these baggies because I don’t know if I want the ones that come with cookies or the ones that come with vegetables

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fandamnghost:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

fandamnghost:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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andresisbatman:

Batgirl - Take 2 by JakobWestman

andresisbatman:

Batgirl - Take 2 by JakobWestman

After you nail a duet passage

twobassoonists:

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human:

ME

human:

ME

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roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

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nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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avengersincamphalfbloodstardis:

lightbringing-fallen-angel:

kennedyclintonkat:

brella:

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

  • tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

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A+ gif use

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thecomicsvault:

ARKHAM ASYLUM: A SERIOUS HOUSE ON SERIOUS EARTH (1989)Art by Dave McKeanWords by Grant Morrison 

thecomicsvault:

ARKHAM ASYLUM: A SERIOUS HOUSE ON SERIOUS EARTH (1989)
Art by Dave McKean
Words by Grant Morrison 

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