helladutchess asked: r u single?
we are a restaurant
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Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google
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Katharine of Aragon (16 December 1485 – 7 January 1536),was Queen consort of England as the first wife of King Henry VIII of England and Princess of Wales as the wife to Arthur, Prince of Wales. In 1507, she also held the position of Ambassador for the Spanish Court in England when her father found himself without one, becoming the first female ambassador in European history. (text via Wikipedia)
I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.
Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.
then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker
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You are not a drop in the ocean.
You are the entire ocean in a drop. — Rumi (via thisisthehorrorshow)
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Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it. — Johnny Knoxville (via unteens)
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I found this gem in the WeWillAlwaysSupportYouJustin tag on twitter.
taco bell»> on We Heart It.
WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 428 NOTES?!?
723?!? GIVE THIS RHE NOTES IT DESERVES.
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sounds about right [x]