a welsh tradition I think needs to come back is guys spending ages carving a spoon with all these designs and shit on it and giving it to the girl he wants to date how cute is that
i read it wrong and thought he was supposed to sHITO N THE SPOON
DONT’ SHIT ON THE PSOON
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DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
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For The Killers, a band that has touched my life more than any other. Tattoo done by Will Self at Brilliance Tattoo in Boston, MA.
Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans
why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits
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My feelings are real. My feelings are important. Even if you don’t agree with them. — things we don’t say to people often enough (via fearsandanxieties)
you come into my house, you disrespect my aesthetic
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Batman ‘66 (Variant) by Martin Ansin
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life